A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.
Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
by Freddy6424 July 3, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. An amazing guys or girl. Has a big heart. Sometimes rude but mostly nice.Cares when people feel sad trys to make them feel better . SUPER CUTE . slim and sexy. And has muscels.
by yaya1009 July 17, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. A female who is often conflicted with who she truly is and what others expect her to be. Very headstrong. Lowkey insecure. She loves bringing other people up even when she is in a very low place. Typically of a smaller build--- fun sized. Great girl to have a friend.
Person: I am going through a lot right now
Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up
Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up
by tacoboutit July 2, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.
Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"
by DecBow February 6, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a very handsome and strong person. He loves wearing Adidas and Jordans. He is very sporty and loves playing soccer and basketball.
He is very popular, mainly because he's so funny. And all the girls at school are after him. So if you ever get the chance to be with a Jordan, don't let him go.
Jordan's are very attractive. Jordan usually has brown hair and brown eyes.
He is very caring and selfless so if you ever need a friend, you know who to go. But if you say something bad about him, you better watch out he could end the fight before it even begins.
Jordan's are very emotional. When they are sad they try to hide it, but everyone can see by the way his cheeks get rosy. But he always wants people to think he's happy.
Even though it may seem like he's too cool to talk to if you walk up to him he'll talk to you even though you aren't his friend.
Jordan's are also very romantic. Like I said if you evveer get the chance to be with a Jordan neevver let him go. There's no doubt that every girl in school dreams about him. He's just so cute!
But remember Jordan is dealing with his problems. So just keep aware of that, but still be happy and enthusiastic about everything, because he doesn't want to feel lonely, sad, or afraid.
But overall Jordan is just a great guy, ... he is. He'll never let you down. I promise. (FYI- This is all based off a Jordan I know)
He is very popular, mainly because he's so funny. And all the girls at school are after him. So if you ever get the chance to be with a Jordan, don't let him go.
Jordan's are very attractive. Jordan usually has brown hair and brown eyes.
He is very caring and selfless so if you ever need a friend, you know who to go. But if you say something bad about him, you better watch out he could end the fight before it even begins.
Jordan's are very emotional. When they are sad they try to hide it, but everyone can see by the way his cheeks get rosy. But he always wants people to think he's happy.
Even though it may seem like he's too cool to talk to if you walk up to him he'll talk to you even though you aren't his friend.
Jordan's are also very romantic. Like I said if you evveer get the chance to be with a Jordan neevver let him go. There's no doubt that every girl in school dreams about him. He's just so cute!
But remember Jordan is dealing with his problems. So just keep aware of that, but still be happy and enthusiastic about everything, because he doesn't want to feel lonely, sad, or afraid.
But overall Jordan is just a great guy, ... he is. He'll never let you down. I promise. (FYI- This is all based off a Jordan I know)
Girl 1- Oh look there's Jordan!
Girl 2- OMG he's so cute!
Girl 3- I wish he was mine!
Girl 4- Too bad, he's mine!
Boy 1- Bro I wish I could be friends with Jordan, he's just so cool.
Boy 2- How do you know he's cool? He looks like a try hard to me.
Boy 3- Well guys he's my best friend a trust me he's just flat out awesome!
Girl 2- OMG he's so cute!
Girl 3- I wish he was mine!
Girl 4- Too bad, he's mine!
Boy 1- Bro I wish I could be friends with Jordan, he's just so cool.
Boy 2- How do you know he's cool? He looks like a try hard to me.
Boy 3- Well guys he's my best friend a trust me he's just flat out awesome!
by Don'tAskMeWhatNyNameIs October 15, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a dumbass
by Frank McCain April 29, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020
Get the Jordanmug.