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Jonathan

Loser who spams you with videos of Hitler saying nien because he’s disappointed in society yet has no life. His cool sidekick is mochi and together they will steal the moon.
Mochi: oh it’s jonathan he’s really cool y’know

Chase: Ugh jonathan 🙄 such an idiot

Mochi: you bitch 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Jonathan: nien nien nien
by Daddy Jason May 6, 2020
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A kid who is very sweet and is kind to others around and is single bad is very nice and has a lots of friends for example Jaylah his crush ❤️❤️
Jonathan is a nice guy
by Jonathan9190 February 10, 2018
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A very common olden name most commonly used amoung mormon boys. These individuals usually have to take Adderall and suck at Rainbow 6 Seige. They also are considered to be very tall and are often referred as Tree Boi due to their unusual height.
Hey what your name?
My name is Jonathan!
Oh hey Tree boi
by MLGsucci March 8, 2019
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An amazing young ladd. Is cammonly married with women named Anessa
Damn jonathan you are great
by Ohyesman1203 June 19, 2018
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Good at everything , sport , and usually incredible at sex , he has a fairly large penis and everyone is jealous of his girlfriends , very good kisser and he’s crazy hot , everyone wants him but he’s loyal and won’t ever cheat so he’ll stick to his girl
omg he’s so amazing I bet he’s a Jonathan.
Look how hot he is he’s probably a Jonathan.
by XxflylikeaGxX February 5, 2019
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A species of giraffe commonly found in a trash can.
Damn that's one seriously large Jonathan right there.
by ASingleCookie June 2, 2018
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A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.

When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."

"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
by Zana Bella February 4, 2021
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