jerkoffism

People who just won't leave you alone.

(Please combine this with the previous definition just submitted) "jerkoffism"

by John Milner December 15, 2007

Jerkoff

The opposite of what you would like to jerk off too

Dude that girl is such a jerkoff

by Ramos Wamelernota May 19, 2021

jerkoff-alpha

Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".

He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.

by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022

jerkoff

A person who just won't shut up about themselves and their achievements, looks etc. or the people who write the name descriptions.

(otherwise known as egomaniac)

jerry: And there was this other time where I went to a party an-

Austin: How about you shut the fuck up, jerkoff?

by jorgman June 6, 2022

jerkoffable

when someone is so hot it makes you want to jerk off

"damn babe you look so jerkoffable today"

by the jack off all trades September 25, 2025

Emotional Jerkoff

A person who will drain your emotions by toying with you; will only use you for their validation.

Haley was leading me on by answering my texts for her validation, but never wanted to hang out. What an emotional jerkoff!

by steaglesteve October 15, 2020

Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.

The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.

by Swog89 January 3, 2021