A guy who loves guns. If you meet a Jeremy you are doomed. You want to tell them to stop them from being annoying. He is the most annoying guy you will meet. He is a city dude acting country because he has a lot of guns
by Jermy March 22, 2019
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Person 1: Why isn't a pencil like life?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because a pencil has a point.
Person 2: You're such a Jeremy.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because a pencil has a point.
Person 2: You're such a Jeremy.
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Jeremy, is very handsome beautiful smile that will make your heart melt, he has the most beautiful eyes that will touch your soul, but dont get caught up in his tears for you may drown in his emotions. He's very intelligent and very clever you will never know when he is poking fun of you but will laugh to himself, his affection is amazing like no other man can. His intuition he ignores, and pretends to not have phycic abilities. He may forget to shower for a couple days but he will never smell. He loves to cuddle and when nervous he bites his index finger. He loves to hoard and loves to yard sale, he over indulges and forgets to put what's more important first. He loses focus easily, because of his ADHD and has a man tantrum out of his own frustration. But he has a sense of humor that will have you cracking up on the FLOOR!!! He is a beautiful person and when he gives his full attention to you , appreciate it because the day you loose him you will never feel such a heart break like the one you will get from a Jeremy! He is a player and he will break your heart and many others hearts as well. As long as you don't take him for granted you will have a best friend forever.
Jeremy, is very handsome beautiful smile that will make your heart melt, he has the most beautiful eyes that will touch your soul, but dont get caught up in his tears for you may drown in his emotions. He's very intelligent and very clever you will never know when he is poking fun of you but will laugh to himself, his affection is amazing like no other man can. His intuition he ignores, and pretends to not have phycic abilities. He may forget to shower for a couple days but he will never smell. He loves to cuddle and when nervous he bites his index finger. He loves to hoard and loves to yard sale, he over indulges and forgets to put what's more important first. He loses focus easily, because of his ADHD and has a man tantrum out of his own frustration. But he has a sense of humor that will have you cracking up on the FLOOR!!! He is a beautiful person and when he gives his full attention to you , appreciate it because the day you loose him you will never feel such a heart break like the one you will get from a Jeremy! He is a player and he will break your heart and many others hearts as well. As long as you don't take him for granted you will have a best friend forever.
by Indigostargirl December 13, 2019
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by crs June 14, 2019
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