A male of the mentally challenged variety who enjoys showing up thirty minutes late to everything, crying while masturbating, killing homeless people because he is protected under the Second Class Citizen Law, and trying to bone highschool girls.
Jordan: Hey, i thought your friend was going to be here by now.
Jay: Yeah, it’s Jared so he’ll be 30 minutes late as usual.
Jay: Yeah, it’s Jared so he’ll be 30 minutes late as usual.
by wewuzanonymous October 4, 2018
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More specifically, this is the alternative to a dare in the game Truth or Dare. If one takes the dare and decides after having heard the dare that they don't want to do it, that person must then accept the Jare.
Also referred to as "Dick Kick" or "Poon Punch."
More specifically, this is the alternative to a dare in the game Truth or Dare. If one takes the dare and decides after having heard the dare that they don't want to do it, that person must then accept the Jare.
Also referred to as "Dick Kick" or "Poon Punch."
Billy: I dare you to lick the rim of the toilet bowl.
Timmy: Hell no! I'm not doing that, it's disgusting!
Billy: THEN PREPARE TO BE JARE'D!
Timmy: Hell no! I'm not doing that, it's disgusting!
Billy: THEN PREPARE TO BE JARE'D!
by atomicrebirth October 16, 2008
Get the Jare mug.a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!
jeny: jared your soo weird
jared: no u!
jeny: jk your cool
jared: no u!
jeny: aww thanks teehee!!
jared: no u!
jeny: k.. getting annoying now.
jared: lalalala
jeny: ah my ears!
jared: no u!
jeny: jk your cool
jared: no u!
jeny: aww thanks teehee!!
jared: no u!
jeny: k.. getting annoying now.
jared: lalalala
jeny: ah my ears!
by jeny March 3, 2008
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a total stud from Cali.
my boyfriend, my favorite, my love.
loves the Lord, loves his friends, loves his family.
will someday be an amazing husband and dad.
needs to come eat a mango with me, enjoys breakfast food, hates cherry flavored items. he's a eagle scout.
and he's mine.
my boyfriend, my favorite, my love.
loves the Lord, loves his friends, loves his family.
will someday be an amazing husband and dad.
needs to come eat a mango with me, enjoys breakfast food, hates cherry flavored items. he's a eagle scout.
and he's mine.
by Kelcy February 6, 2008
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I'm right,my name is jared.
by battery8765 January 3, 2009
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