Jakob Moment

Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.

"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"

"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."

by Rat God. August 15, 2022

Jakobe

an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.

"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"

by vera-vera August 30, 2022

Jakob

An average looking chap, who has a cal demeanor. Has a scary being inside of him and he will come out if you try him

You heard of Jakob?
Yeah I heard his alter ego came out

by memer69420 April 28, 2022

jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel

"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"

by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022

Jakob Rebbe

Jakob Rebbe is a wannabe. has Brown Hair, Blue eyes, A fuckboy you don't want to play with

Jakob Rebbe Sucks ass

by DEBESTOFEMAL September 22, 2022

jakob

the most sexiest man ever and he has a big dick and is extremely hot 😁

“wow i want a jakob in my life”
“too bad hes mine hoe”

by jewsarexooll January 18, 2022

jakobe

A human who has many flaws. Such as:
-peeing the bed

-anger issues
He also gets a lot of girls too.

He’s such a jakobe bro

by ch1o3 December 23, 2021