Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”
Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”
Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”
by Armenianthief January 25, 2023
Get the Jakobmug. Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
Get the jens-jakobmug. A foal thats lost in a daze and thinks tarry-bowls are a small bowl of weed, in reality he's to lost in the daze to realize a tarry-bowl is a huge bowl of weed and the reality its called a jakob-bowl
by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018
Get the Jakob foalmug. 
Hi Jakob
Hi
Hi
by IRELYN May 18, 2020
Get the Jakobmug. he will play with you. he makes you the happiest girl but after all he will never talk to you again after one day. he say 1000 times that he love you but at the end it only hurts. He has one girl in his live he would to everything for her it’s complicated with her and him but at the end they are always together. he can be the best person but also the worst.
celina: is this jakob
mara: oh,yes it is him.
celina: he is the love of my life
mara: also mine,but he don’t love me anymore. good luck with him!
celina: oh, thanks but i don’t know he is not the best person to me sometimes.
mara: oh,yes it is him.
celina: he is the love of my life
mara: also mine,but he don’t love me anymore. good luck with him!
celina: oh, thanks but i don’t know he is not the best person to me sometimes.
by i.luv.u November 21, 2021
Get the Jakobmug. tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.
queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.
by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019
Get the jakob's shattermug.