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Lobster Fist

The sexual act where a woman anally fists a man while he is fisting another man or woman. The group of bodies together looks like a Lobster. This is also known a 2 black eyes or the anal eclipse.
LOBSTER FIST

From a real Craigslist Post:

Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)

We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.

We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.

So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.

We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.

On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.

Location - Montreal
by Bakala McJew November 16, 2013
mugGet the Lobster Fistmug.

Lobster Lady

A woman with a huge ass. All the meat is in the tail. not meant to be a compliment.
The lobster lady at the buffet was epic. she shook the floor when she stept.
by CodyAAA May 20, 2014
mugGet the Lobster Ladymug.

wet lobster

when you lick your thumb and pointer finger then pinch the other persons nose
yo did you see me give tux a wet lobster
by keek the sneak January 4, 2009
mugGet the wet lobstermug.

snack lobstering

1. The actual act of snacking on lobster, i.e., consuming lobster as a snack.

2. Another way to describe cunnilingus.
1. I enjoyed a wonderful evening at a winery in Niagara, where snack-lobstering and tasting wonderful wines were the main event.
2. I was hoping I could convince her to participate in a little snack lobstering at my parents' house after the movie.
by Dr HYH July 9, 2010
mugGet the snack lobsteringmug.

foot lobster

When you and your friend play footsie at Red Lobster and the winner uses the lobster cracker on the loser's toes
Yo, I was eatin my crab and all of a sudden Jeremy played foot lobster with me! I gave him a thrashing after that.
by catsh8dogs January 4, 2017
mugGet the foot lobstermug.

LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
by cookme December 25, 2010
mugGet the LOBSTER POLISHmug.

muddy lobster

Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.
Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster
by Muddy Lobster August 8, 2014
mugGet the muddy lobstermug.

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