Insurance pee

What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.
"Ok...I'm going to hit the head and take an insurance pee then I am out of here..."
by Ye gods October 25, 2015
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Insurance pee

An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.

Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.
Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.
by bls1999 July 30, 2018
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gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 11, 2022
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curb insurance

Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 17, 2019
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The cousin to TheLavaPanther10 and will maybe change channel name upload schedule is trash might change name can never decide that.
Kool aid man with no insurance’s upload schedule is horrible
by Person in discord September 16, 2022
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Yalla Insure

Go-To person for all your problems. Extremely helpful. Everyone's type. Besides their immensely resourceful nature, they are always approachable. Some call them an aggregator, some a collaborator but most of us know them as a facilitator. Overall, very reliable, supportive, saves your time & money by helping you make the right choices!
"I wish I had more partners like Yalla Insure"
- Insurance Companies in UAE
by Insurance Brokers Association November 26, 2021
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Nationwide renters insurance

Nationwide renters insurance includes features such as identity theft protection and coverage of up to $25,000 for covered expenses. Additionally, customers receive access to cyber risk specialists and multiple policy discounts. Additional perks include Nationwide Mutual Insurance Company discounts for installing home security and protective devices, multipolicy savings, and educational content. Customers can also get an app for iPhone or iPad to access their policy information on the go. In addition, this company has offices in many states, including New Jersey and California.
by vegansav May 12, 2023
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