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US Healthcare Insurance

Expensive Healthcare discount which can only be applied if the deliberately confusing insurance policy say so.
The US Healthcare Insurance plan that Greg had does not apply to his eye surgery and the 100% co-insurance policy states that he had to pay all of it anyway.
by deepintheass June 23, 2023
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Death Insurance

A musician on Spotify, YouTube and other platforms with such great talent,focused on hardcore, underground rap,and inspired by artists such as MachineGirl and Death Grips.Once you try them you won't be able to let go, they're like a drug, completely addicting.
"Have you ever listened to (bye bye) by Death Insurance?"

"Yeah it's fucking great"
by Decardia March 22, 2023
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Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
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death insurance

What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
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Underwear insurance

Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.

G-string = no underwear insurance
Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.
by King_Pickle September 25, 2022
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L Insurance

A type of insurance one has when you think you're about to take an "L" or loss.
Example 1.

Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.

Example 2.

Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
by 23T_Duratec_XR May 10, 2017
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Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.
She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.
by Afro Hair December 6, 2018
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