The Law of Tinder states if a tinder profile contains a picture with 2 or more people and it's not obvious who the tinderee is, the owner of the account - in almost all cases - is the least attractive person in the picture.
"Hey, I can't tell who Danielle is from her pictures... Who do you think it is"
"Tinder's law man, it's that ugly one on the end"
"Tinder's law man, it's that ugly one on the end"
by Rick James C July 19, 2016
Get the Tinder's lawmug. After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.
by Lopz August 9, 2012
Get the Kramer's Lawmug. A declaration that social customs and unwritten rules are about to be ignored.
In other words, there is no law in the jungle. The biggest most vicious tiger gets to be the alpha male, eat all the meat, and have the most sex. So, this means declaring jungle law is simply declaring anarchy and doing what you want. It's an excuse to be an asshole.
In other words, there is no law in the jungle. The biggest most vicious tiger gets to be the alpha male, eat all the meat, and have the most sex. So, this means declaring jungle law is simply declaring anarchy and doing what you want. It's an excuse to be an asshole.
Claire: "What the hell are you doing? I called shotgun."
John: "Well, I'm declaring jungle law and taking it. Suck it."
John: "Well, I'm declaring jungle law and taking it. Suck it."
by itsmekellyc July 30, 2011
Get the Jungle Lawmug. Riley’s Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again."
This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham.
This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham.
by EvysTruth March 27, 2023
Get the Riley's Lawmug. a horrible beast. Strangly enough the letters in 'mother in law' can e re-arranged to spel 'Woman Hitler'. its true try it urself
mother-in-law----> woman hitler
by J. Stalin November 8, 2007
Get the mother-in-lawmug. In any internet post about terrible restaurant customer behavior, no matter how terrible the behavior in question, someone will show up to try to justify that behavior.
That commenter who defended the guy who threw a plate at his server is a great example of Pinkham's Law.
by ColinP June 20, 2016
Get the Pinkham's Lawmug. The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.
by maxiplatypus March 5, 2010
Get the Haggard's Lawmug.