I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
by cookiejack December 19, 2020
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I don't need to know

Still a fat retard and, hey, why is my job letting the fat retard who literally got caught breaking the law keep he job and instead of firing him, reducing my hours again? I wonder what that is all about. Is it blatant and overt me-specific discrimination? Yes. Obviously. That big nosed bitch wants to deny me any leverage I would have to make her give me enough hours to accumulate any money... So she is letting the fact the a 19 went into my register and bought himself tobacco products even though he's underage slide to cut my hours.
Hym "It isn't that I don't need to know it's that I can use the consequences of what your are doing to people as evidence that you are wrong and then I don't have to murder your kids and let the therapist plants you've paid in advance to lie about brain infection sweep me under the rug. Then I can punish the people directly responsible and you would rather have the kids get murdered than that."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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I need a therian gf

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal
by DDistrict December 8, 2024
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I nEeD A qUeStIoN

ask somebody to giv you a question
ay Joe! I nEeD A qUeStIoN
Ya what?
Can i PLz eat your poo?
sure it sure is tasty
by Earth Worm Sally December 8, 2018
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I need some dog on help!

A voiceline from the popular game team fortress 2 which comes from the engineer when you press c + 1
Demoman : THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY

Engineer : I need some dog on help!
by MSCPT March 28, 2023
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I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.
Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"
by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022
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a scene from the sonic the hedgehog movie 2 trailer when sonic dashes at knuckles and knuckles says "Does it look like i need your power
(Sonic dashes)
(knuckles stops him)
(knuckles) "does it look like i need your power"
by Ur mothers mothers mothers son December 14, 2021
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