I'm GAY

what a guy usually says when he doesn't want to take the relationship any further and/or starts to panic
here's an example:

girl: (gets closer to the guy) Hey Babee...
guy: Yeaa..? (looks worried)
girl: I was thinking we should get ma-
guy: - I'm sorry I'm GAY! we can't get married!
girl: WHAT!!! I was going to say get matching shirts for the game!
guy: -____-

by VICKYflysHIGH February 15, 2009

i'm not a model

I'M NOT A MODEL is a new urban brand and the fashion house of luxurious comfort. Loungewear label for after-workout, after-party, i'm going shopping, just watching TV, chillin' with my boyfriend, walking my dog moments in life...

Thank you, but nope - I'm not a model!

by ednoror February 22, 2008

I'm gay

Well congrats! U probably knew what this meant but wanted to see if anyone was saying anything positive,, so I'm here!!! And ye,, I'm LGBTQ+, not some random straight person tryin to fit in lol

Person A: hey,, I'm gay
Person B: cool.

((No joke this happened to me))

by I'm bi and ready to cry November 9, 2019

I'm Ghost

I'm gone; I'm out; I'll see you later.

Sammy Smallz: I'll see you in a bit up at the school.
Jennifer : Alright, Later.
Sammy Smallz: ight i'm ghost!
Jennifer: huh?
Sammy Smallz: I'm gone duh!

by Ashley and Jenny June 4, 2005

i'm screaming

A typical Tumblr/meme-based reply by somebody exaggerating their apparent amusement towards the post in question. Most often used by the same morons that happily and unashamedly use the term 'bae' in normal conversation.

'Family Guy quote that's been posted ad nauseam'

"I'm screaming!"

by mikejb7777 September 3, 2015

Bitch I'm

a Cow

"Bitch I'm a Cow, Bitch I'm a Cow"
"Moooooooo,Moooooooo"

by CheeseBreeze2 October 30, 2018

i'm weak at that

A phrase used to express how weak you are at something without actually laughing.

Person 1: Bro, mans Josh got burned by a treesh.
Person 2: Deadass B?
Person 1: Deadass bro.
Person 2: Wow, I'm weak at that.

by Beezxs September 23, 2018