Matthew Holden 

Hottest dude in the room and is a awesome boyfriend may have long hair and is 5 "8 or 5 "9 and will always treat you right so you should date this man he's good at football and mine craft and is cracked at fortnite my guy uuuuuuuuuh will love you and is very VERY good looking and skinny and in excellent physical health

be a Matthew Holden broooooda

Matthew Holden by TrueMon December 5, 2020

Madison holden 

madison holden is a great and awesome friend that is a great listener and just a really nice person

my friend is madison holden she is really nice and cool

Madison holden by Insanitybzv2 May 3, 2021

Sneaky Holden 

When there is a ginger kid in the back of a photo

Look there is a sneaky Holden

Sneaky Holden by Young bloke August 1, 2021

John Holden 

The funniest person ever.

person 7045: this music is so bad i wish I could find a better artist
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha

John Holden by EpiKGaMer694201337AmOguS October 13, 2021

William Holden’s Law 

(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.

The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.

William Holden’s Law by PootMcToots October 15, 2021

Cove Holden’s boyfriend 

Some kid named ben

Hey! Who is that kid holding Cove’s hand?

I think their name is Ben! They’re Cove Holden’s boyfriend!

Cove Holden’s boyfriend by spencerreidsupermacy April 16, 2022

Cove Holden’s Boyfriend 

Somebody named Ben!

Hey, who is that kid holding Cove’s hand?

I believe their name is Ben! He’s Cove Holden’s boyfriend!

Cove Holden’s Boyfriend by spencerreidsupermacy April 16, 2022