hockey players 

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.

Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.

hockey players by Dewey June 15, 2004

hockey mom 

A Northwest-dwelling conservative female who oversees a low-density clan, votes against abortion, for bridges to nowhere, and takes kids to the rink. On occasion is selected as vice-president nominee.

Dude, did you hear that hockey mom has a preggers daughter? I'm voting for her!

hockey mom by xProgSax October 18, 2008

hockey player 

obivously the hottest type of athlete.

Girl A- did you see that guy?!?!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!

hockey player by dancechick333 December 4, 2007

Hockey Puck Dick 

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.

Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick

Hockey Puck Dick by seminole10or December 15, 2010

Hockey girl 

A hockey girl is the hottest type of girl athlete that is super hot and makes every guy fall for her

Guy: wow ur hot do u play hockey?
Girl:u bet and I know if hot thanks I’m a hockey girl

Hockey girl by Brianna 😘 November 20, 2019

hockey players 

Those who play the sport of hockey.

Eric Lindros and Paul Kariya are hockey players.

hockey players by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Hockey-Awesome 

An adjective describing something so fucking incredible that no other combination of words do it justice.

Jason, your new boots are awesome. No, they're HOCKEY-AWESOME!

Hockey-Awesome by Jefferson Maloney April 28, 2007