A Hipster is someone who invests money in fedoras and tee shirts with allegedly nonconformist statements printed upon them. These statements are usually hidden by either a Hilariously Large Scarf or Tousled Hair. A Hipster might own a ukulele or three. They may make Pretentious topical references to mess that you've never even heard of, like the band Chairlift. (Yeah, go look up the band Chairlift). They might halfheartedly type screenplays on their Typewriter, and I'm talking a real Clickety-Clack Typewriter from an Antique Mall. They might even take blurry, out-of-focus, black-and-white shots of them running down a subway platform with Parliament Cigarettes stuffed in their tap shoes and post them on Instagram, just to let you know just how Deep Shit Gets for Them. If you have no Hipsters in your area, simply go look for them in Every Cell Phone Commercial Ever Made.
by MissGina October 22, 2013
Get the Hipstermug. Basically a city hippy except more conceited. They dress in a way that makes them look like they got dressed in the dark with clashing colors and patterns when in fact they spent a long time getting ready. They really like talking about themselves and their values that can change by the next time you talk to them. They pride themselves on being non-conformists but they are conforming in that way.
by J to the Me March 4, 2017
Get the Hipstermug. The annoying version of a hippie. A hippie does not wear makeup, keeps their hair natural, and eats healthy foods. Hipsters wear those stupid glasses, post quotes, and say they are a hippie or nerdy.
Peasant: OMG! I'm such a hippie. Look at my glasses. Look I can hold up a peace sign! I am such a hipster.
by automaticloveletter April 1, 2015
Get the Hipstermug. Person 1: "What is he wearing?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but I think I'm gonna start wearing it."
Person 1: "He is such a hipster."
Person 2: "I don't know, but I think I'm gonna start wearing it."
Person 1: "He is such a hipster."
by The G33k October 3, 2013
Get the Hipstermug. HIPSTERS WHO ARE 12-18 YEARS OLD:
girls-
Wear flower crowns, high low skirts, and those giant circle glasses. Call everything 'mainstream', have likely built homes inside their nearest Starbucks, and listen to bands that nobody knows. Are smart and pretty. Say "Can U Not" in every fucking sentence. They think they are better than you.
boys-
If you find a male hipster from 12-18, he's probably gay.
HIPSTERS WHO ARE 30+ YEARS OLD:
girls-
Do not shave their armpits. That is all.
boys-
Smoke. ALOT. drink coffee. wear glasses. their jeans are tighter than a toddler's belt. have curly hair and the hottest green eyes. look at least 7 years younger. have at least 3 tattoos.
girls-
Wear flower crowns, high low skirts, and those giant circle glasses. Call everything 'mainstream', have likely built homes inside their nearest Starbucks, and listen to bands that nobody knows. Are smart and pretty. Say "Can U Not" in every fucking sentence. They think they are better than you.
boys-
If you find a male hipster from 12-18, he's probably gay.
HIPSTERS WHO ARE 30+ YEARS OLD:
girls-
Do not shave their armpits. That is all.
boys-
Smoke. ALOT. drink coffee. wear glasses. their jeans are tighter than a toddler's belt. have curly hair and the hottest green eyes. look at least 7 years younger. have at least 3 tattoos.
Girl (12-18) ; Pumpkin Spice Lattes > you. OMF REGAN CAN U NOT! I'm so hipster. HASHTAG HIPSTER!
Boy (12-18) ; Just let into the music.
Girl (30+) ; RAUUUUUUGHHHHH *FARTS*
Boy (30+) ; Damn man, that was fuckin deep.
Boy (12-18) ; Just let into the music.
Girl (30+) ; RAUUUUUUGHHHHH *FARTS*
Boy (30+) ; Damn man, that was fuckin deep.
by colored.dream October 30, 2013
Get the Hipstermug. Any one as hip as Craig Martin.
"I'm not a hipster, I just like bands that are so unheard of they don't even exist yet."
"I'm not a hipster, I just like bands that are so unheard of they don't even exist yet."
by stefandruzdzel January 30, 2009
Get the Hipstermug. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH BRO!
1. A person who constantly wears flannel shirts, skinny jeans, and boots.
2. A person who does open-palm pumps (as opposed to fist pumps) to avoid appearing like a Jersey Shore character.
3. A person who says he/she is not a hipster when asked.
4. A person who soaks his/her jeans to insure a skin-tight fit.
5. A person who will correct another's calling electro "techno."
1. A person who constantly wears flannel shirts, skinny jeans, and boots.
2. A person who does open-palm pumps (as opposed to fist pumps) to avoid appearing like a Jersey Shore character.
3. A person who says he/she is not a hipster when asked.
4. A person who soaks his/her jeans to insure a skin-tight fit.
5. A person who will correct another's calling electro "techno."
1. Person 1: What are you wearing, hipster? Hipster: Bro, I'm rockin the flannel shirt, skinny jeans, and boots, like usual.
2. Person 1: Is this how you fist pump? Hipster: NO, open-palm/heavy bass, bro.
3. Person 1: Yo dude, ain't you a hipster? Hipster: F***! I'm not a hipster!
4. Person 1: Yo, you got some really skinny jeans right there. Hipster: Ya bro, I soaked all night long.
5. Person 1: Yo hipster, that's some intense techno. Hipster: Shut up! It's electro!
2. Person 1: Is this how you fist pump? Hipster: NO, open-palm/heavy bass, bro.
3. Person 1: Yo dude, ain't you a hipster? Hipster: F***! I'm not a hipster!
4. Person 1: Yo, you got some really skinny jeans right there. Hipster: Ya bro, I soaked all night long.
5. Person 1: Yo hipster, that's some intense techno. Hipster: Shut up! It's electro!
by ApocalypseNOTnow August 3, 2010
Get the Hipstermug.