Hipster

A person who will do whatever they can to act different from society. They think conforming to society's trends is a bad thing and will then try to be individual by putting themselves in a group where everyone where's the same fucking thick rimmed glasses and has the same androgynous haircut. They drink PBR because they think it's vintage and listen to music you probably have never heard of and most of them more than likely have majored in art and think that makes them a scholar. They without a doubt vote for Obama.They also eat kale and drive hybrids or they don't drive a car at all. A nest of them is growing in Brooklyn , New York. Basically they think they are a counter culture but they are too absorbed in their own smug to realize they are just fucking douschebags.

"Is that a boy or a girl over their drinking PBR wearing glasses and tight ass jeans?"

" it's just an arrogant hipster"

by Thomas Jefferson October 21, 2014

Hipster

Wears band shirts of bands they probably don't even listen to, (namely Nirvana) worships Kurt Cobain and, lives off of Nutella, Cheetos and sour patch kids.

All the hipsters on tumblr that post photos of their Nutella and tries to pass them off as photography.

by Catalyst1624 May 6, 2013

Hipster

The annoying version of a hippie. A hippie does not wear makeup, keeps their hair natural, and eats healthy foods. Hipsters wear those stupid glasses, post quotes, and say they are a hippie or nerdy.

Peasant: OMG! I'm such a hippie. Look at my glasses. Look I can hold up a peace sign! I am such a hipster.

by automaticloveletter April 1, 2015

Hipster

Persons who choose to disobey popular trends and choose to create their own

Person 1: "What is he wearing?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but I think I'm gonna start wearing it."
Person 1: "He is such a hipster."

by The G33k October 3, 2013

Hipster

Basically a city hippy except more conceited. They dress in a way that makes them look like they got dressed in the dark with clashing colors and patterns when in fact they spent a long time getting ready. They really like talking about themselves and their values that can change by the next time you talk to them. They pride themselves on being non-conformists but they are conforming in that way.

"Why does that guy have tall greased hair?"
"Oh, he is just a hipster"

by J to the Me March 4, 2017

Hipster

One who wears skinny jeans, listens to indy and is born with the name Craig Martin.

Any one as hip as Craig Martin.
"I'm not a hipster, I just like bands that are so unheard of they don't even exist yet."

by stefandruzdzel January 30, 2009

Hipster

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH BRO!

1. A person who constantly wears flannel shirts, skinny jeans, and boots.
2. A person who does open-palm pumps (as opposed to fist pumps) to avoid appearing like a Jersey Shore character.
3. A person who says he/she is not a hipster when asked.
4. A person who soaks his/her jeans to insure a skin-tight fit.
5. A person who will correct another's calling electro "techno."

1. Person 1: What are you wearing, hipster? Hipster: Bro, I'm rockin the flannel shirt, skinny jeans, and boots, like usual.
2. Person 1: Is this how you fist pump? Hipster: NO, open-palm/heavy bass, bro.
3. Person 1: Yo dude, ain't you a hipster? Hipster: F***! I'm not a hipster!
4. Person 1: Yo, you got some really skinny jeans right there. Hipster: Ya bro, I soaked all night long.
5. Person 1: Yo hipster, that's some intense techno. Hipster: Shut up! It's electro!

by ApocalypseNOTnow August 3, 2010