Vernon hillbillies

The teenagers of Hawthorn Middle School South, and Vernon Hills Highschool that have nothing to live for, and are dumb as shit, the type of people that fight each other for fun.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear what the Vernon Hillbillies have been up to?

Guy 2: Was it another fight at school?

Guy 1: Nope, they made a bomb in the library this time

by Vh skatepark August 18, 2021

Ratchet-Hillbilly

A woman who is known to be promiscuous and andlicentious. Having little to no morals and a background on the farm, anything is fair game. Her lack of education and overall high level of sexual expertise usually spells disaster for relationships lasting longer than 3 days or before the roofies wear off. STDs are common amongst ratchet-hillbillies.

Omg, you hooked up with that ratchet-hillbilly? You better change your phone number and go get checked out!

by Ole Dirty Brandon June 26, 2015

hillbilly talk

Describes a false statement that is generally spread within very small (and melodrama filled) social circles... Usually stating that something is a certain way when in reality it isn't even close to being true. Their social circle is so small minded, that they themselves start to believe that it’s true just because everyone in their small network says so. They start to hate people that go against their false belief, no matter how trivial... Very similar to religion amongst narrow minded bigots.

Hillbilly Talker: You can't get a rental car anywhere unless you are 25! They just won't let you.
Knowledgeable Person: Yes you can, usually you will just get a higher risk surcharge.
Hillbilly Talker: Na uh, Zach the bartender (at some dive hole in the wall) said he tried to and they wouldn't let him because he is only 24.
Knowledgeable Person: Maybe that policy is specific to the rental company?
Hillbilly Talker: Nope, it's the same way everywhere.
Knowledgeable Person: How do you know? I got a rental car last year, and I'm only 24 this year...
Hillbilly Talker: That’s just the way it is. You are wrong.
Knowledgeable Person: Whatever.

by Daniel Cortolini December 30, 2007

hillbilly hydraulics

a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car

my Tempo has ridiculous hillbilly hydraulics when I pump the brake pedal

by tempopetey December 25, 2007

hillbilly awesome

when an event is so incredible and fun but tinged with a trashy, drunken and dimwitted feel of guilt or shame, it is hillbilly awesome. hillbilly awsome is usually used in reference to drinking events in pickup trucks, trailer parks, nascar or backyards with abandoned bathroom fixtures strewn about.

hey all, we ar' gonna' camp out in the back field where pa' dumps all the tires. we have 4 cases of old milwaukee, half a brick of m-80's and two bottles of jim beam - it is gonna be hillbilly awesome

by cosmo corinne May 30, 2008

Arizona Hillbilly

A fairly large population of rednecks in Backwoods people reside in the state of Arizona granted we are the South, Picacho Peak was tied to the civil war , being it was Arizona's only Civil War battle. Any Which Way nearly 56% of Arizona's population happens to be Hillbillies or rednecks actually being a Hillbilly is not a bad thing ,so all you folks out there that think they're bad Backwoods animals you're gravely mistaken. The fact is they're quite intelligent utilizing the land for their best benefits in productivity such as if someone has a bunch of debris and garbage in the backyard well what you do ? You profit off of it somehow someway like, garage sales or yard sales or planting a garden in your property and grow your food, or ,you raise chickens and have them run through your house and then when you're ready to eat them ,well, walk them right into your oven, whatever way you have to find fit to survive is one way of looking at it.

The actual true definition of an Arizona hillbilly is one who participates in the daily use of Meth. Activities such as hoarding lots of sex, group showers to name a few. All in all hanging out with an Arizona hillbilly will be a good experience.

by Ralph morning December 7, 2016

Outerspace Hillbilly

Outerspace hillbilly or hillbilly from outer space is a subculture of people who are apart from the southern mainstream of Rednecks, White Trash, and Urban Cowboys. They are in general southern Hipsters/Indies who are very cultured and independent along with usually bohemian, and grew up in the inner city or suburbs. They usually wear Vintage clothing, Converse, Tight, Skinny, Loose, or Ripped jeans usually dark, along with shirts that are colorful and expressive, and hats of every kind from Cowboy Hats to Fedoras and Trillbys. Their Hairstyles are their own but are usually long and messy but always clean. Their music prefrences differ greatly from Alternative country, Techno, Indie, Grunge, and many other alternative music styles but NEVER mainstream. They are also All talented, intelligant, well mannered, and liberal. And its all topped off with a southern accent.

(White Trash1): You see that little shit with the ungodly clothing with them skinny jeans, converse, and a commie che shirt and why the hell is he wearin that good ol' cowboy hat with that long messy ass hair.
(White Trash2): Goddamn Outerspace Hillbilly i tell ya

by Asher the Outerspace Hillbilly August 6, 2010