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Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.
Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022
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Herman

that guy is a Charlie Herman? poor dude
by susantookthekids April 4, 2019
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King David Herman

King DAVID HERMAN is a Proud powerful ancient God From the Land of Egypt who has been resting for a long long time.

But he has finally awakened and will take over many nations in a matter of days with the help of thousands of his followers.. WE ALL STAND WITH KING DAVID HERMAN. Not just OHIO but the entire universe.
by BottomCrown4days April 5, 2023
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Herman Gardens Housing Projects

A historic Detroit Westside public housing complex (1943–2009) once home to thousands, including Big Sean and Greg Mathis. Known for its tight-knit community, high crime, and gang activity, it was demolished and replaced by Garden View Estates.
“My older cousins used to run around the Herman Gardens Housing Projects back in the ’90s before it got torn down and turned into Garden View Estates.”—Old School Detroiter
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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HERMAN

herman is a bitch and he kills my cats.
Jade: did you see what herman did?
Becky: yea he killed your cat
Herman: NO I DIDN'T YOU FUCKING FEMALES
by jadeeechan December 30, 2021
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Herman

He’s the most handsome and lovely big you ever will meet on this plante.
Girls loves him
Who’s that handsome dude ?
Him?
His name is called Herman
by Raow November 22, 2021
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herman lipshits

a name that you give a person that is so frugal with his money its scary
" you know that kid ryan"

"you mean herman lipshits"?
"i asked if he could spare a dollar and he told me to go fuck off "
by RYAN FITZSIMMONS September 19, 2022
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