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Helicockter

When you stand naked in a room spinning with your arms out in the middle of room yelling “weewooweewooweewoo” until authorities are called.
Ben: Yo why were there cops at your house?

AJ: I was doing my nightly “helicockter” until law enforcement were sent to my location in an attempt to decease my nightly routine rightly known as “the helicockter” but for obvious reasons, as they saw my long, luxurious throbbing whale sized cock, they fell into a deep depression. Almost as if they immediately felt self conscious of the size of their erection. As a result, they left my household, returned to their cars and went back to their station

Ben: Damn that’s crazy
by Itoldyouitsgonnahappen March 24, 2020
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Helicopter

This is when a man or woman sticks their ass as far up unto the air as possible. Then a second guy proceeds to insert his massive shlong into the ass of the first person. The person on top tries to stay as horizontal as possible while using their arms to spin themself around like a helicopter blade.
Guy 1: Hey want to Helicopter on me?
Guy 2: No dude that's gay
Guy 1: Want to play Soggy biscuit instead?
Guy 2: Yeah, sure man!
by Konvana May 23, 2020
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Helicopter View

Middle management bullshit for trying to say they are thinking about the bigger picture
Tony is taking a helicopter view over your totally pointless project
by TonNat January 30, 2021
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Ingenuity Helicopter

Ingenuity is a helicopter that is in Mars collecting data and information about the planet from above. Part of the space agency's larger Perseverance mission, Ingenuity has been tasked with going on short flights to collect additional data to help the Perseverance rover chart its path across the planet.

Ingenuity has officially flown for 102.4 minutes through its 57 flights, translating to roughly 13,130 meters traveled or just over eight miles. The helicopter has, by all measures, surpassed the expectations of researchers working on the mission. While Ingenuity has been collecting data from the air, Perseverance has been collecting soil samples on the ground.
NASA: We sent the ingenuity helicopter to Mars and took information and pictures from above.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 12, 2023
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Akimbo Fisting Helicopter

How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:

1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.

To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.

Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?

Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.

Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
by bigkahunaniggerman May 24, 2020
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Kobe Bryant Helicopter

Up goes the airplane down goes the helicopter!
Do you know how to fly a Kobe Bryant Helicopter
by big man 22211155 January 26, 2022
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high as a hippie on a helicopter

man im high as a hippie on a helicopter
by snoman419 March 17, 2012
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