Slime harvester

A production plant that harvests slime from slime nodes, usually spawn on Venus.

I was beaten to death by a slime harvester.

by Kongfumonkeyking July 1, 2024

jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.

Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester

by poopyman September 16, 2013

farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.

It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

Friend Harvester

A Person on Facebook that accepts any Friend, or trys to become Friends with people they don't actually know.

Yeah, Cindy is a Friend Harvester, she always accepts friend requests, but she didn;t have one the other day when she needed her tire changed, Haha

by Pafzko August 18, 2011

Harvest Moon festival

When a power top has sex with as many different asses as possible.

William was on a Harvest Moon festival last night, he was pounding ass all night long.

by Dr. I. M. High MD October 12, 2021

to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal

high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society

by Sexydimma February 10, 2015

Harvest Season

A disturbing phenomenon where a mass amount of young people go missing at once in multiple states, with the idea they've been kidnapped for their organs to be sold on the black market.

"Did you see all those missing posters around town? Ten teenagers went missing all last week!"
"It's harvest season. Kids have been going missing all over the state. May God help their souls."

by Amateur-txt December 8, 2022