awesome girl. curvy, GREAT boobs, tight ass. some jealous anorexic skanks might call her fat, but no straight male would ever go there. shes BANGABLE. very sarcastic, funny, and witty. some might think she's mean but shes actually just being funny. shes pretty average in school but she parties hard. great hair. gorgeous eyes. pretty tall, around 5'8". she always smells like flowers. you want her, and she knows it.
Guy 1: see that girl over there?
Guy 2: damn! look at those tits! those must be 34D's!
Guy 1: they are. she's my girlfriend, haley.
Guy 2: you lucky fuck
Girl 1: look at haley's boobs. they're huge. shes so fat.
Girl 2: shes not fat, you're just an anorexic whore. eat a sandwhich.
Guy 2: damn! look at those tits! those must be 34D's!
Guy 1: they are. she's my girlfriend, haley.
Guy 2: you lucky fuck
Girl 1: look at haley's boobs. they're huge. shes so fat.
Girl 2: shes not fat, you're just an anorexic whore. eat a sandwhich.
by summmerrrr June 24, 2011
Get the haleymug. Booyyyy,... that girl is SO Halei!!
by Diamond O'Malley August 7, 2008
Get the Haleimug. a really funny hunny that a lot of people love. she loves chuncky monkey ULTERIOR MOTIVE ummm and she is amazing. i love her.
Haley is kind of like your mother. You get annoyed with her at first but you miss her when shes gone.
by rachel jaja August 29, 2008
Get the haleymug. A slightly shy girl with nice cheeks, who's extremly attractive that should in almost all cases consider a Nick as a possible mate.
by JamalSmith May 3, 2009
Get the Haley A.mug. A girl that’s usally a brunette and has green or brown eye. She’s so beautiful and is not afraid to talk her mind at all. She’s brave and loves to hang out with her best friends she has dated a lot of guys not because she’s a slut but because she hasn’t found the right guy yet and because all of the boys like her. Halei’s are usally small and thin with lol booties.
Halei’s so beautiful
by A person that’s hot May 14, 2018
Get the Haleimug. Haley is a nice and smart girl.
by OhYouKnowThatOneGuyWithThatNam January 5, 2017
Get the haleymug. Haley. The name of the girl you should be loving. Short, with amazing eyes, who loves Horror and Cookie Dough Ice Cream. Great, sexy, body (amazing ass). A girl who will flirt with others, but always be faithful. Takes no shit. Smart. Artistic. Loves writing and drawing. Spontaneous. If you can get one, do it.
by Fluxpie May 21, 2017
Get the haleymug.