Library Guardian

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection

My library guardian is a small metal fairy

by Fourmerrimans January 20, 2023

Guardian AKFRUBEIL

Protecters of FELBJATIVES AND FELBJrATIVES FELBJASHES FROM THE FALLEN AKFRUBEILS OF ALL THE UNITED UNIVERSE'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR. Guardian's of the kingdom of gomightybjis gomightydjis. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

I invented and made and created guardian akfrubeils. By LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 30, 2021

Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.

Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test

by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019

Guardian Hole

The hole you dig for yourself while expressing liberal angst

When I realised I'd insulted him I dug myself into a giant Guardian Hole explaining that I though she was wrong and silly and was just repeating what she had said... I didn't agree with her at all.

by Liberal Digger June 21, 2011