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Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.
by jstejste May 3, 2011
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Comedy Guardian Warrior

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
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Guardian Hole

The hole you dig for yourself while expressing liberal angst
When I realised I'd insulted him I dug myself into a giant Guardian Hole explaining that I though she was wrong and silly and was just repeating what she had said... I didn't agree with her at all.
by Liberal Digger June 21, 2011
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guardian seeker

i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off
dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker
by guardian sucker October 24, 2020
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