graham craper

when your trying to say graham cracker and fail miserably

person1; can i have a graham craper- i mean- graham cracker

person2; 0-o

by ` `unimportant`` November 9, 2020

Graham's Gran

Is better than Gary's Nan.

Gary's Nan gave the stink eye to Graham's Gran.

by TheGoldenGlitch August 26, 2021

Graham cracker

When a white and black person fall in love they’ll make a graham cracker kid

I’mma graham cracker

by Lilnuggetky September 27, 2019

graham crumbs

graham crumbs: what is left behind in the bottom of the toilet when people are in a hurry to shit and scoot in public restrooms or in the workplace bathrooms. typically practiced by men.

friend 1: aw man! someone left me some graham crumbs in the toilet again. i had to flush before putting the extra toilet sheets on the seat.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.

by heather macKey December 14, 2008

Graham Laidlaw

A gorgeous man, who's fantastic in the sack.

he may rant on about weird animals or spurt snippets from history , but this is made up by his mahooosive donger !

graham laidlaw

by bootaylicious2011 January 1, 2012

mad graham

vulva, twat, minge, cunt, vagina, axe wound, kebab etc.

"Can I fertilise your mad Graham?"

or

"Your Mad Graham stinks.....love"

by Noxford English September 30, 2003

Janet Graham

A dumb stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine who refuses to cancel school despite people getting hurt.

"That dumb stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine didn't cancel school again and now I'm pissed"
"oof was it janet graham?"
"Yes uwu"

by xX_Epic_UwU_Xx January 30, 2019