by Tyroneyayayayau March 25, 2023

by Jaquaviontaviousthe third April 19, 2022

by Your cave brotha Paul March 30, 2015

what's in a primate's wallet.
by ilexberrypie December 27, 2009

“Wow what’s that on the horizon”- person 1
“Well by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.“
“Well by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.“
by Ventrex14x October 4, 2020

Gorilla Tag
Mother: *Busts down door* "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
You: "SORRY MOM I'M MONKEY SIMULATOR!!!"
Mother: "Take that thing off!!! Look at what you've done!!!"
Lamp BROKEN, Chair UPSIDE DOWN, HOLES in wall, Controllers SCRATCHED, Monitor SPLIT IN HALF, Keycaps EVERYWHERE
Mother: *Busts down door* "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
You: "SORRY MOM I'M MONKEY SIMULATOR!!!"
Mother: "Take that thing off!!! Look at what you've done!!!"
Lamp BROKEN, Chair UPSIDE DOWN, HOLES in wall, Controllers SCRATCHED, Monitor SPLIT IN HALF, Keycaps EVERYWHERE
by syrusbs August 10, 2021

What you may sometimes see only in movies, where man actually has to fight apes strategically in a war scenario.
by Mikey T February 5, 2005
