To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.
You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.
by miss_greeny October 21, 2025
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by heyokiaa December 16, 2025
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by TheRotMan January 2, 2026
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Get the Goob mug.A euphemism for doing drugs; mainly marijuana. Originated from a tweet made on may 21st 2023 by daily_luigi of artwork consisting of luigi attacking a ghost from the Luigi's mansion series called a "Goob".
Person 1: "bro what's he up to right now?"
Person 2: "Don't bother him, he's slamming a Goob in the shed."
Person 1: "I just slammed a Goob this morning."
Person 2: "Don't bother him, he's slamming a Goob in the shed."
Person 1: "I just slammed a Goob this morning."
by Cynical S. May 31, 2024
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