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Goblin Hours 

1. When one is in Goblin Mode, feeling slightly silly, goofy and/or mischievous

2. The latest release from pop sensation BILMURI
"oh there goes Jerry committing arson again" "idk man he said "goblin hours" stripped naked, and started burning stuff"

"hey have you listened to the new BILMURI album GOBLIN HOURS and picked up merch from their store yet?"
Goblin Hours by McScrumpy May 12, 2023

Goblin Punch 

A sexual manuever whereby a man's testicles penetrate his own anus, as propelled by another's fist.
Oh, gee whiz! I was making sweet hate to this guy and he kept screaming "Goblin Punch! Goblin Punch!" So I obliged. I'm telling you man, those nuts were so far up his ass it was awesome! Balls deep, baby...balls deep!

Goblin Syndrome 

When a person has a beer belly or at least a small gut but yet has thin arms and legs, almost like the shape of a goblin or even a troll in a sense.
That guy over there looks like a middle aged, soccer mom van driving, Sunday church-going chump so he must have goblin syndrome.
Goblin Syndrome by RunDikkMC October 30, 2015

Goblin Mode 

The act of getting completely naked and masturbating for over 3 hours with no breaks.
Dude why were you up do late?
Sorry, i was in goblin Mode
Goblin Mode by Pepperoni_pii September 5, 2022

Goblin Boy 

A small, Hunch-backed boy who has long hair, and wears green a lot. This boy is prone to much Harrassment, due to his small size, but when prevoked, the boy turns into a menacing creature. Packing one of the most painful kicks in the world, and willing to rip ones eyes out, if angered enough. Mostly the Goblin Boy is controled or spends much time around the Jester Boy, for either protection or Jest.
"Wow, you know that short kid over there?" said Cindy

"Oh, Neil?" Said Rob

"Yeah, he's such a Goblin Boy"
Goblin Boy by Nicholas Burr December 28, 2007

goblin of cock 

Der Majesty, also known as D-Mag.
do you know D-Mag?
Yeah, isn't he the goblin of cock?
goblin of cock by theTStormMilitia February 12, 2008