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Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield: I won’t be in spider man no way home

This mother fucker shows up
by Kklakdjhdhehshsbrbehhddh January 27, 2022
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Garfield

1- Lasagna ocelot
2- lazy fat cat
3- our lord and savior
Garfield, you fat cat, why are you so lazy and fat
by Fuccyou2022022010230 January 28, 2022
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Izzybella and Andrew Garfield

They are meant to be. Izzybella does not care if he’s 38. Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man 😮 💨
IZZYBELLA HAS A CRUSH ON ANDREW GARFIELD!”

Izzybella says “oh yea I do 😮 💨”
“Izzybella and Andrew Garfield are superior together”
by Yesurmomsuncle February 11, 2022
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garfield titties

yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties
by owenmiller July 18, 2021
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The Garfield

Fisting milfs with lasagna whilst doing a fortnite dance
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Garfield

Garfield is a fictional fat orange tabby cat with stripes along the back of his head and torso from a comic strip called Garfield running from the 1970’s to now. He loves lasagna, spaghetti, cake, and most italian food. He is owned by his fictional owner, Jon Arbuckle. In most cases, people either love garfield or think it’s the unfunniest stuff ever. There are thousands of comics, a lot of books, two shows (Garfield and Friends in the ‘80’s and The Garfield Show in the 2000’s), a few movies that are animated and live action CGI. There are hundreds of mechindise including plushies, figurines, clocks, candles, radios, mp3 players, clothes, hats and much, much more. On the internet he is a monster-ish being with godly power and horrifying features. Check out r/imsorryjon on Reddit to learn more or imsorryjon on urban dictionary.
Person 1: Garfields is so bland and repetitive. Suxx azz

Person 2: HOW DARE YOU YOU F*CKTARD!!!!!

Person 3: THE OTHER WORLDY POWERS OF GARFIELD USE ME AS A VESEL TO DESTROY THE WORLD TO BRING A NEW COMING OF GLORIOUS BEINGS

Person 1 & 2: wtf go to a mental hospital nerd.
by Serbia is Awsome February 17, 2022
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andrew garfield’s quint owner

just like the good old busby fandom owners, kiara is andrew garfield’s certified quint owner. she rightfully claimed this spot and it can NOT be shared. anyone who tries to take andrew garfield’s current and only quint owner’s place has a fate of going 100000 years to prison. a part from getting a nice busby fandom canceling ofc.
person 1: did you see someone claimed to be andrew garfield’s quint owner?

person 2: no way!! that’s kiaras spot only
by andrewgarfieldspotbrownie February 18, 2022
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