Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.

Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...

by munchkineater March 6, 2012

Gentle Gremlin

Verb. The process of eating a female's vagina with passion while still savoring every last queef.

Girl 1: Dude, a dude did the gentle gremlin on my pussy last night, so good I was shaking.
Girl 2: Pog

by RealityUnfold January 15, 2021

gremlin horse

when someone or something looks like a gremlin and a horse
also used to call out bad behaviour

1
A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse

2
B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!

3
C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.

by bizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2021

Piss Gremlin

A little shit who crawls into your life, no matter how many exterminators you call, you can’t get rid of it

This piss gremlin is stinkie

by robloxsex22 April 9, 2022

The Gremlin Grunt

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.

Yesterday Elizabeth transformed into The Gremlin Queen after she pulled off The Gremlin Grunt.

by Gamer_God_88 December 28, 2020

Web Gremlin

A type of person usually in their early teens that spend unusual amounts of unsupervised time on the internet, often being annoying or stupid in places like discord servers, reddit threads, or twitter replies.

guy 1: you seen what that Vuz guy’s been saying in the server?

guy 2: yeah, he’s a real web gremlin

by WUDICTIONARY July 30, 2021

gremlin protocol

Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.

Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.

by Schlink238 January 24, 2017