rub goob

Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.
Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.
by sluckygush April 12, 2022
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goobed out

1) To zone out; to be in oblivion.

2) The state of oblivion and having zero concept of surroundings.
Gabe goobed out when she didn't realize that Mia left the dinning hall.
by goofygoober154 November 13, 2023
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shneefer goob

George: Bro I smoked weed instead of ripping sum shneefer goob and now I'm poor and gay
Anonymous Homeless Furry: Fucking retard
by SneakySnowLeopard December 08, 2024
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goob my noob

A saying you use when you're doing something but cannot disclose anymore details than "Goobing my noob"
Bill: Wanna hangout this weekend?
Jeffrey: I would but I'm gonna be too busy. I gotta goob my noob
Bill: Oh okay!
by TheRatEater December 06, 2024
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Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit
"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."
by MiaNotell November 05, 2020
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