Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks
by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

goob is a baby
by goobisthebest November 22, 2021

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit
"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."
by MiaNotell November 5, 2020

by Weird Word Dictionary December 18, 2021

Goobs is another term for THC concentrate.
Goobs are the wax itself. Goobing is a verb
associated with the act of smoking goobs.
Most common misconceptions is that goobs can be a dab cart or weed. It's not, Goobs are specifically the wax. Goobing is the art form of putting wax into a JUUL pod coil. This word derived from a student at the Hyde School and has been passed down from generation to generation.
Also if Mr Bragg tried to take your goobs you have to scream at him no.
Goobs are the wax itself. Goobing is a verb
associated with the act of smoking goobs.
Most common misconceptions is that goobs can be a dab cart or weed. It's not, Goobs are specifically the wax. Goobing is the art form of putting wax into a JUUL pod coil. This word derived from a student at the Hyde School and has been passed down from generation to generation.
Also if Mr Bragg tried to take your goobs you have to scream at him no.
by Andrew Herwig September 19, 2019

George: Bro I smoked weed instead of ripping sum shneefer goob and now I'm poor and gay
Anonymous Homeless Furry: Fucking retard
Anonymous Homeless Furry: Fucking retard
by SneakySnowLeopard December 7, 2024

by Jooooob February 20, 2025
