flush the tubes

To perform an action that improves the speed of your internet connection.

Normally this refers to removing something that was previously slowing your connection down.

Guy1: The internet connection is running really slow. we need to flush the tubes.
Guy2: I'll just go reset the router.

Guy1: Did you hear about the power cut earlier?
Guy2: Yeah the internet is running way fast, everyone on the streets torrent downloading must have been stopped when the power cut.
Guy1: I guess the power cut flushed the tubes.

by TSHost April 4, 2008

"Beating the Flush"

When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"

Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".

Fred - Bummer dude....

by Cat Funt February 11, 2009

airplane flush

Having your balls sucked with the force of an airplane toilet ejecting poop.

"Dude, I went out with Charlotte last night and she was a freak...went down on me and gave me an airplane flush."
"Damn, what's that?"
"You know, when a girl sucks your balls so hard they're black and blue."

by fdDaddyDopeDick August 24, 2017

Frisco Flush

Guy starts peeing and another guy rushes in behind him and pisses between guy #1s legs then first guy flushes and then waits til guy #2 is done then flushes again

Dude john was just taking a leak and I came up behind him and made him do a Frisco Flush!

by Frisco Flush December 18, 2018

BK Flush

A triple Whopper with cheese, onion rings King sized. Dip onion rings in ranch. Will make sure to flush out your bowels if you're constipated. You'll know it's working when you smell Burger King in the bathroom

I have a week's worth of food in me... I need a BK Flush before I go swimming.

by TheJobbers September 24, 2019

Tropical Flush

A mixture of bodily fluids (urine + semen) mixed together to form a cocktail of juices in the arse.

“It was so good I gave her a tropical flush last night!”

by JimCath7 December 20, 2018

condom flush

A female that's only good for sex. Flush condom afterward.

Why you trying to wife up a condom flush?
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!

by John X Smith January 31, 2017