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flood pressure

A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants
She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits
by VelvetLovesAFelon May 25, 2012
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Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.
Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!
by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014
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FLUSH FLOOD

Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.
Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.
by SausageLinks October 13, 2022
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amazon flood

flood of emails you receive on your mailbox at midnight as your friend does his black friday shopping using your prime account
Bro1 : Hey bro, what's up with the online shopping frenzy? I am getting a lot of emails! At midnight!
Bro2: Yeah, sorry for the amazon flood man, should last till new year starting from black friday, cheers! Can you forward me the mail from amazon with a refund invoice?
by liuquil November 15, 2021
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noob flood

A period of heightened activity in an online multiplayer game when new players arrive in droves.

During this period, veterans help acclimate the newcomers (by fragging them over and over), while the game hosts deal with the increased server demand (and the coincidental flood of vets complaining about flood-induced lag and outages).

Typically caused by said players acquiring the game for Christmas—often months or years after the game was first released—but also on the rare occasions that a paid game becomes free to play.
Noob flood = easy mode achievements

FFS LEARN TO HEAL MORON!! i'm sick of this noob flood
by unce unce June 28, 2011
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Flood Tide

- the highest point of anything conceived of as growing or developing or unfolding
rising tide, climax, sexual climax, coming, orgasm, culmination, flood
I was flood tide after that shwoo shwoo(?) - anyone?
by StephWicce December 15, 2008
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preparing for the flood

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!
by zachnnn December 12, 2008
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