Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.
Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.
by SausageLinks October 13, 2022

(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.
Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...
by HounmanBT November 7, 2019

She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits
by VelvetLovesAFelon May 25, 2012

POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE
UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
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by TheDNAofthesoul October 5, 2022

A period of heightened activity in an online multiplayer game when new players arrive in droves.
During this period, veterans help acclimate the newcomers (by fragging them over and over), while the game hosts deal with the increased server demand (and the coincidental flood of vets complaining about flood-induced lag and outages).
Typically caused by said players acquiring the game for Christmas—often months or years after the game was first released—but also on the rare occasions that a paid game becomes free to play.
During this period, veterans help acclimate the newcomers (by fragging them over and over), while the game hosts deal with the increased server demand (and the coincidental flood of vets complaining about flood-induced lag and outages).
Typically caused by said players acquiring the game for Christmas—often months or years after the game was first released—but also on the rare occasions that a paid game becomes free to play.
by unce unce June 28, 2011

- the highest point of anything conceived of as growing or developing or unfolding
rising tide, climax, sexual climax, coming, orgasm, culmination, flood
rising tide, climax, sexual climax, coming, orgasm, culmination, flood
by StephWicce December 15, 2008

by zachnnn December 12, 2008
