uneven eyebrows

As the name implies it means uneven eyebrows but what I wanted to tell you is the feeling of the urge for death that comes with it.
Ilayda: What is wrong?
Bihter: MY UNEVEN EYEBROWS ARE WRONG AND I CRIED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THE SHOWER...
by MamaStella January 29, 2018
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Put The Eyebrows On It

Originally coined by Frank Zappa. When an artist/producer fully realizes the performance potential of a tune. Also applies to any creative form. When a painter adds elements to add to a piece that takes it good to great. Usually done at the end of the project.
I'm almost done with the production of this song. I just need to put the eyebrows on it.
by Maniac in a Speedo August 10, 2024
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The Lazy Eyebrow

"Why hello youtube, greetings from The Lazy Eyebrow..."
by Spud Lord August 29, 2021
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Cherry Eyebrow

When a woman whom is menstruating rubs her vulva on another person’s eyebrow, dying it red.
Hey babe! Lay down! I’m gonna come give you a Cherry Eyebrow!
by Cherry Eyebrow May 06, 2022
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eyebrow master

he who hails form the "Land Of New", carrying with him only the fur (in some cases pubes) of an elk, wallaby and/or GRIZZLY BEAR, neatly and strategically fasten to his lower forehead in gratuitous quantities.

hides under a glow in the dark Led Zeppelin t-shirt, thus making him an easy target for eyebrow harvesters. therefore there is only one known "eyebrow master" living among us in the modern world.
by ManCastLE! March 01, 2011
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Smudged eyebrow

Something is up no one is making fun of my smudged eyebrow 🤬
Smudged eyebrow💀☠
by mennäperille December 10, 2019
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Eyebrow dysmorphia

Constantly worrying about how your eyebrows look and/or they’re even or symmetrical enough.

Addicted to having eyebrow perfect at all times.
“Do you think I need to pluck my brows or is my eyebrow dysmorphia kicking in
by Realtslk April 12, 2024
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