Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k

Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?

by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018

elastifacate

The ability to be more positive in situations

He had to elastifacate during his test

by Nibbanab May 24, 2018

elastifacate

The ability to be more positive in situations

He had to elastifacate during his test

by Nibbanab May 24, 2018

elastic clause

When you tuck your morning wood in the elastic of your boxers

I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister

Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood

by BigolebigD November 26, 2018

Eglasonish

A huge shaft with a small pair of balls girls hate it when you can’t clap their cheeks

Oh shit mason has a eglasonish

by Ohniggaahhhh February 12, 2019

euclase

A girl who is very beautiful but doesn't realize it.
She is extremely beautiful and lovable but hurts easily and quickly forgives.
She is a germ...once you have her, man don't let her go.
She makes a great girlfriend too. Saka

She is my euclase.
She reminds me of an euclase.
I love my euclase...she us the best

by pearl sakahand February 22, 2019

ElastaFlaps

A term used by Methamphetamine users and Drongos alike in the more Southern parts of Western Australian.

When the rest of a woman is a complete cunt, it’s a good thing she’s got them ElastaFlaps

by ThePenguinHitsA6 November 17, 2019