the goofiest man out there. has pictures taken of him eating food in 4k. loves playing video games and being a magnet kid. he's so silly.
by Skyler White Pookie March 12, 2023

This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.
Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.
by Education fintech June 3, 2018

Not a school shooter. Has never worn a fedora or trench coat in his life. Probably one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet who is very intelligent. Also really funny and can’t simp for his life.
by You know it’s true April 23, 2020

by Ray & Mehrdi June 11, 2006

Dressing or acting in a manner unique to many residents of Eugene, Oregon, i.e.' having dreadlocks, driving an old Volvo or VW bus, flashing the peace sign, etc...
by moisr April 7, 2011

Don't let Ralph tell a story, it really never makes sense or has a cohesive ending. Kinda like a Eugene Story.
by Eugene story January 25, 2020

The most awesome guy in the world. Somewhere between Brad Pitt and Franky Munez. A guy like this is amazing and super talented at everything he does. He can get any girl he wants, but he's a one-women man-he only takes one. When he has passion, oh man, he has passion. He never does anything half-heartedly or without caring. He is truly amazing.
by catwomen15+17 June 3, 2010
