Eric

An old Highland Cow that likes to smoke weed when it is out on the pasture, munching on delicious hay. YUM.

My best friend is an Eric. When I am around him, my brain gets woozy and I develop and sudden craving for hay.

by Sven Schligenmuehler October 18, 2008

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A huge pussy who sucks at basketball and is the biggest faggot in the world.

Something an Eric would say "I love Taylor Swift"

by rsgfsgf85sfg December 10, 2012

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a dumbass fucking pothead who finds beautiful girls and steals them away from their friends and turns them into potheads as well. causes them to be constantly grounded. makes them believe he truely loves them then goes and cheats on them. and when the girl finds out about it, all he has to do is say its not true and she believes him.

Why's she gounded this time?
Eric. Duh.

by i know you. October 16, 2008

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Eric is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. He fails all his classes and has the mental capacity of a bee. He asks you a question about wether or not you like girls/ boys, and if you don’t answer or say you don’t have a crush he calls you gay.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.

Eric called me gay

by You spicy daddy ooferson October 15, 2018

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the largest faggot in existence. this piece of shit will make you immediately go deaf once you hear his voice. he will make highly sexual jokes about your little sister, disregarding her age. we will kill him. also thinks he is allowed to say the n-word even though he is as white as the nut he drinks. he also happens to be an absolute social outcast who somehow thinks he is cool. he is really an insecure piece of shit.

"hey have you seen eric recently?"

"thank God no. that little cocksucker better stay away from me"

"lmao same"

by flipfag4136 March 18, 2019

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