Ellesmere port

Ellesmere port (often referred to as 'the port') is full of drug-taking trash and alcoholics who think their solid like the rest of the town. Port heads are out to cause trouble for no actual reason. Every girl looks as though she has been rolling around in a giant bag of wotsits. It's full of chav scumbags and couples wear matching tracksuits and everybody that I've ever met from ellesmere port are arrogant good for nothing douchebags.

Jade: So, dwayne tell me a bit about yourself

Dwayne: I'm from Ellesmere port me lad 'coz i'm solid like dat innit

Jade: My parents always told me to look at the bright side of things, but in this situation there really isn't a bright side. *RUNS FOR HER LIFE*

by emziewoowoo June 28, 2011

Elesha

She's insecure yet confident, sad yet cheerful, loud yet quiet, depressed yet overjoyed, nervous yet proud, arrogant yet peaceful, shapely yet not, an hourglass figure yet there are only a few minutes at the bottom.

Friend:" If I was Elesha I would be offended."
Bob the cafe guy: "Why would you be offended?"
Friend:"Because she always is."
Bob the cafe guy: "Interesting, glad I'm informed. Enjoy your coffee." (Walks away with a confused look)

by Bob the cafe guy July 2, 2019

Elle

Tightest bitch ever

Damn, she's quite an Elle huh son.

by Dude November 30, 2003

Lizzy and Elle

Two amazingly beautiful & funny & smart girls (Y) :) xxx <3 xxxxx

WOW , look at that Lizzy and Elle

by Lizzy-elle-rules September 29, 2009

ellect

defenition: to leave someone hurt or beat up
background: knuck if you buck by crme mob

Bitch you irrellevent, step to my residence, best a back off before I leave you ellect.

by 8o8 PhAt 8o8 September 28, 2004

Elle

A girl who is annoying and loves to correct others spelling.

Elle only knows how to spell

by dripdesi April 21, 2019

elesia

She is special and her best friend is Adrianna

I love Elesia

by Elephant lover 101 December 11, 2016