Eli

A fucking cunt who beats you up for no fucking reason then fucking crawls the fuck back thinking you can still be friends after his punishment

Saxby: Can We still be friends after i overreacted

Shaunn: No, you fucking Eli

by Shaunniewashere August 30, 2013

Eli

Eli is the guy that every girl wants, but he's hard to get. He is that ex-boyfriend that you'll always want, but he probably moved on in a day. Once you're his ex, it's game over, he acts like you're a stranger, but it's okay. When you're together, he's amazing, but his mind is so dirty you need a permanent maid. He makes you make bad decisions, but he doesn't care anymore. Overall, he's a good guy, but you need to be careful, don't let him make your life hell.

Oh Eli? Yeah, I know who he is, he's trouble but hot.

by tay.0410.thom June 26, 2019

Ely

A 4 year old girl who's obsessed with frozen

Did you see Ely on the table singing let it go?

by Milo boi April 18, 2019

Eli

Eli. Oh eli. Sweet. Represents what the American dream looks like. Has broad shoulders. Loves country music and kicking ass. Very attractive. Usually has a relative in the military. Eli will be cool but knock the shit out of someone the next second if they are harming his friends or family. Eli is swoon as hell and has a badass dad. Everyone should have an Eli in there life

Jami you whore, who are you dating?
Eli, Jessica, I’m dating Eli.

by Jcrow99 April 19, 2019

Eli

A very short boy with long blond hair that is almost always quiet. although, he acts like a sloth. He never does anythingphysical if he doesn't need to unless it is climbing.
Eli can also be a meme lord. Once he finds a meme he likes it never dies in him.
Eli is very kind though and down to earth. He can make you laugh and is one of the few people whos minds are not totally in the gutter

that kid refuses to move unless he is climbing, he must be an Eli

by GeneralZ 1489 January 17, 2018

Eli

Seems like he could be stoned most of the time but really doesn't sleep enough. Does not think as much as he should. Pretty chill guy. Never the first person to see if they can chill usaly one of the last, but he don't care much cuase he ain't no sensitive little bitchy fuck.

Someone "Yo ur my last option can I go to ur pace and chill."
Eli "I don't give two shits."

by On crack October 21, 2018

Eli

Smart, talented,good looking, very funny dirty minded but you know you love it trys to rase other people up usally has dark brown hair and multicolored eyes, when you know someone like this u want to bond with him and get to know him, if you r luky enough to date or married Eli don't loose him, he will cheer you up when you r down. usually has a long penis and good at sex. Does not keep his standards High and is very vulnerable usually athletic and smart

Eli is so hot and good in the bed

by Smartstuff89 July 9, 2018