everyone’s a roll

everyone’s a roll

Hey! Did you know everyone’s a roll?

by SuperKamptiA June 22, 2023

Everyone lies

Except for Hym....

Hym "Do me a favor and put that on my tombstone, will you? 'Everyone lies... Except for Hym...' That'll be dope... Oh, and I changed my mind about the cremation this so what I'm going to need you to do is make an underground shrine out of the bones of that whore and the cripple and then place my urn so that they're, like, holding it up, right? I mean... The entire shrine doesn't need to be made of their bones. Just the altar part is fine."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2023

everyone who is not me

Dumb cunts

Y'all aren't me (everyone who is not me)

by skullcruher65 March 15, 2023

Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

A frase on dnd that the DM says when he is fed up with the players, resulting in a TPK

Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!

by Jodeui March 17, 2023

Everyone

A group of people who is way better than you. (The loser reading this)

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by SaturnZoom March 20, 2023

Everyone else's fault

I'm in pain every day. My feet hurt. My joints hurt. My back hurts. The pressure in the side of my face is constant. I'm laying in bed right now listening to the popping sound my ear makes when I swallow. The weaponized schizophrenia and surveillance apparatus are real. I was correct. And the only thing standing between me and amelioration is YOU. I don't need to do what ever you were about to suggest. Everything you were about to suggest is LESS EFFECTIVE than the alternative and THAT IS BY DESIGN. That's YOU suggesting shit options because YOU don't want me to have access to the good options.

Hym "So, yes. It is everyone else's fault. You're doing it TO ME... ON PURPOSE.... Out of spite... And I will kill your fucking kids... You retarded fucking animals... What in the actual fuck... Is actually fucking wrong with you? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Maybe your therapist can tell you. Do they do that? I have to go to bed now. I'm only going to get 3 hours of sleep before work at the job I'm literally trapped at because my car can't drive for more than 3 minutes at a time."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2024

Blaming everyone else for my problems

I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.

Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024