Elementary Flagpole

Right after you blow your load in her mouth, duct tape her mouth shut. Then unleash your fury onto her jaw until she is knocked out. Then, take her to the nearest elementary school and tie her up to the flag pole naked.
Hey man last night was crazy fucked up, I invited this hot chic over to fuck but instead I gave her the elementary flagpole
by Elementary Flagpole August 21, 2024
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Riverbend Elementary

A place where premature 12 year olds chase girls and smoke weed in the bathrooms. the teachers there are freakin gangstas who talk about trash tv and their spouse's job as a garbage man. people attack girls and make out with them about 20 times a day, and its pretty much a run down high school
man, i just smelled somebody from Riverbend Elementary vaping up a storm in there!
by pkwasd3k February 05, 2019
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Herkimer Elementary

Herkimer elementary is a school full of germs little kids who can’t stop getting people sick. The teachers are assholes and the staff can’t do anything. Bullying? Oh no can’t do anything about it. Funny didn’t finish his lunch? EXPELLED. The staff sucks and you get sick every day
by Katie c*cksucker July 01, 2020
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Wood Elementary

Do you got to Wood Elementary?
by GrilledTG November 16, 2020
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Hollywood Elementary School

You have died in warzone you are going to Hollywood Elementary School
by Ronald Barbercheck February 01, 2023
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Alice smith elementary

Want to be depressed and su!c!dal? Come here
Come to Alice smith elementary and lose all your friends
by ILUVURMOMMY February 04, 2022
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Stephens Elementary School

(if you went here your soo lucky you got out this school is so bad if you went there you would want to die and id rather throw up 69 times before all this bs its the worst school and it just might be me but the teachers did not teach me any thing!) ughhhhh
by DAT 2 PERSONAL BOI September 04, 2019
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