double deaf

When a person ejaculates in both of their partner's ears, effectively making them deaf.

Person 1: Are you two really into all of that kinky shirt?
Person 2: Yeah man, she even let me double deaf her last night.

by Monjhall February 1, 2017

dweasel

Contraction: Dweeb & Weasel
Definition: Another derogatory term used to defame a Dork, or a Geek with a sneaky attitude.

"Dude, You're such a Dweasel!"

by jfwest July 24, 2008

dwef

a dwarf that has lost the ability to hear.

The Dwarf Sideshow is just depressing.

by alphamale February 19, 2004

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

Deaf-mute

Deaf-mute means a person are deaf and can't speak at all. But can talking with ASL/American Sign Language. Some are hard of hearing can hear but can't speak.

1. That boy is deaf-mute.
2. I'm deaf-mute
3. My friend is hard of hearing. He can hear but he's deaf-mute. He couldn't talk at all. Try to understand him what he trying to say.

by deafboy July 17, 2007

deaf candice

when a girl gets candiced and then you shoot your load into her ear.

she's down for anything, I did a deaf candice to her.

by mannydaddy November 26, 2007

dwaf

ben's version of the word dwarf. ben can't spell.

ben is a cross dressing dwaf

by Self November 23, 2004