dinner of a dozen bowls

a social event held in the evening where all involved consume twelve bowls, each containing a different cereal, allowing for one substitution

I nearly made it through a dinner of a dozen bowls, but I had to stop after I ate bowl #10. The crunch berries did me in.

by mike mosey May 29, 2004

Baker's Dozen

Sticking 12 objects up a woman's vagina and sucking out 13

What's grosser than gross? Sticking 12 oysters up a Grandmother's cunt and getting a baker's dozen.

by delusional in TX January 8, 2012

Puerto Rican Dozen

Buy 10 get 1 free. Very common on quarter waters, long ices and du rags. Less common but sometimes available on "defective" bicycles.

customer: I'll take 11 of these, but I'm only paying for 10.
clerk: So your making that a Puerto Rican dozen.

by Stauqmuk June 23, 2010

Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.

A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?

by Myke April 15, 2004

2 dozen

(def. noun) see two dozen. The minimum number of times that you should try sex with a new partner, it may take her that long to get comfortable and really catch on

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 14, 2004

Long dozen cultural

Long dozen cultural people come from thirteen cultural backgrounds they will use this term to identify themselves since they can't relate to any other terms.

I come from a long dozen cultural background and that's how I choose to identify.

I can't relate to being Bicultural because they come from two cultures.

I can't relate to being Tricultural because they come from three cultures.

I can't relate to being Multicultural because they come from seven cultures.

I can't relate to being Monocultural because they come from one culture.

I can't relate to being Quadcultural because they come from four cultures.

I can't relate to being Octocultural because they come from eight cultures.

I can't relate to being intracultural because that's communication between people of the same culture.

I can't relate to being Bi-monocultural because that's people who come from two cultures but they only look like one.

I can't relate to Griffiecultural because they come from one monocultural parent and one bicultural parent.

I can't relate to intercultural people because that involves different cultures in a relationship or marriage.

I can't relate to Culturecist people because they show hatred towards other cultures or a single culture and they don't want different cultures merging with their culture.

by Sweetlove22 May 20, 2020

Drug Dealers Dozen

Like the bakers dozen, a drug dealers dozen never means 12. It refers to the fine art of a drug dealer undersupplying quantity.

Phil "I thought you were getting a couple of 6 packs! This is a drug dealers dozen"

Karen "I got thirsty and drank a few. At least you got something"

by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020