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Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both
1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits
by DT8 November 6, 2021
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Fortnite dipshit

Whys he doing take the L on my names grave?

I think he's a fortnite dipshit
by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020
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dipshit

The dipshit is someone who's clever yet so slow and stupid most of the time.
It's also someone who says dumb shit and makes themselves look retarded.

Hes also an unfunny clown.
Person 1: *says wrong stupid things to someone*
Person 2: "no dipshit"
by Mrs. Sassy :) December 19, 2019
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Dipshit

Your Ex-boy-friend.
Boyfriend: Hey I wanna break up. Your an ugly bitch and I don’t want to be known as the guy who dated you.

You: You dipshit!!!!!!
by Damntheworld November 4, 2019
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Hasta La Vista, Dipshit

Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.
Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper?
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*
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Dipshit

SeeTedCruz
He’s such a dipshit he totally TedCruzed everything he said and did and never got anything done
by Pat 1 Kanobe June 21, 2021
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Dipshit

A clueless, moronic person, often so extremely lacking in social competence they remain completely oblivious to being universally perceived as a categorical numbnut.
Intelligence cannot be considered a proportionate measure of the level of dipshittery. One can be incredibly intelligent in other ways, yet still qualify as a complete dipshit.
The more often you find yourself exclaiming “what the actual fuck?” in response to someone’s words or actions, the more likely it is you are dealing with a dipshit.
Emmy: “My sexy, fur-lined, leather flight jacket enables my rocket to keep returning to your x-space all night long. Gaawwwrrrrrrrr!”
Jakkt: “Ahhhh, no thanks. You look like a dipshit man”
Emmy: “How about I show you the power of the Incel-erator in my Tanky Spanky?”
Jakkt: “WTAF?”
by GlobalDipshitPolice November 3, 2024
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