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Diet-bore

Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:

A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"
by jagnot January 23, 2010
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squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
by raytownskater September 29, 2014
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The Happy Diet

When someone goes on an Ecstasy(MDMA) binge and loses weight very rapidly.
Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
by Helter Skelter 69 February 5, 2009
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Diet slut

Someone, of female gender who goes on many diet attempts. She explores each diet for 24 hours but can never stick with it! Jumps from diet to diet without regard for each diets feelings.
Diet slut- "I'm not drinking water anymore."
Me- "why?"
Diet slut- "my new diet has me only drinking green tea."
Me- "yesterday you were on an all carb diet."
Diet slut- " i ditched it."
Me- "psh diet slut!"
by Prbrlystoned December 6, 2014
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Stripper diet

A stripper diet consists of Cocaine and semen. nothing more nothing less
Caramella: Damn girl I need to find a diet so I can look as good as Vanilla Kitty Does in that thong.

Cinnamon: You better learn to swallow. Vanilla just got back on the stripper diet, all she eats is cocaine and semen.
by Ishootsideways August 29, 2016
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Diet Water

The only acceptable beverage allowed to be consumed in 2018. Drinking diet water makes you da realest in yo city, hella rich, and gets you all the hoes 100% guaranteed. The phrase came from trash ass soundcloud rapper, Lil AmountOfCash.
Lame ass nigga: "Aye cuz, I just poured a four!"

Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"
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diet bepis

A healthier alternative to the regular branded Bepis. Although the taste may be similar, diet Bepis has no sugar and contains no calories.
Yo dawg, have you tried Diet Bepis?

Cracking open a diet Bepis with the boys
by HornyPuppor August 27, 2017
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