diego

a bitch-ass gay mf that smokes weed and is a total frat boy. he tells you your mom is hot at your birthday party. he sends dick pics to any girl older than him, and is handsy. he really jigs your thigh. he sucks dick whenever and wherever he can, and doesn't think twice about asking. GPA is average, like a 3.4-5 because he skips 2nd period to go hit a blunt. he calls you a fake friend even though he is the fakest of them all. also, he's a major douche.

hey diego, what classes are you taking next semester?
lmao idk man, prolly gonna drop out by then haha

by ellakutsiy December 1, 2017

diego

A hispanic name.

Name given in hispanic countries to overprotective and insecure stalkers.

Hey I feel as if someone's watching me!" "I bet it's Diego.

by bebalio May 26, 2011

diego

An elephant riders co-pilot.

Look at that flaming Diego!

by glostyle July 21, 2010

diego

He fucks Julio Serrano and he is the most hypebeast boy ever, and all the girls come to him, because he has the biggest dick.

Kanye: Diego Cortina is the most hypebeast ever.

by Santi san san November 9, 2017

diego

dildo + ego = Diego

I am suffering from constipation, and I would like to clear it out with this Diego tool, which has an extra large head for those tight spots.

by eclectica January 3, 2004

diego

A scrawny little Mexican ghetto kid who likes to joke about his abnormally large penis when in reality it is only 2 inches long.

"Oh ya, I had sex with diego last night"
"Oh how was it"
"Horrible, He was really hyping it up but his size was a disappointment"

by Yolkydoughnut July 1, 2014

diego

Verb-

to usurp,

to cut out a middle man or otherwise remove someone from a money-making enterprise against their will

to steal someone's connection

Used in reference to the actions and character of Diego in the movie Blow.

(A) "I don't need you anymore. I'm talking to him directly"
(B) "Aw man, I knew you would diego me."

by beezack April 3, 2011