a bitch-ass gay mf that smokes weed and is a total frat boy. he tells you your mom is hot at your birthday party. he sends dick pics to any girl older than him, and is handsy. he really jigs your thigh. he sucks dick whenever and wherever he can, and doesn't think twice about asking. GPA is average, like a 3.4-5 because he skips 2nd period to go hit a blunt. he calls you a fake friend even though he is the fakest of them all. also, he's a major douche.
hey diego, what classes are you taking next semester?
lmao idk man, prolly gonna drop out by then haha
lmao idk man, prolly gonna drop out by then haha
by ellakutsiy November 28, 2017
by bebalio May 03, 2011
He fucks Julio Serrano and he is the most hypebeast boy ever, and all the girls come to him, because he has the biggest dick.
by Santi san san November 09, 2017
I am suffering from constipation, and I would like to clear it out with this Diego tool, which has an extra large head for those tight spots.
by eclectica January 03, 2004
A scrawny little Mexican ghetto kid who likes to joke about his abnormally large penis when in reality it is only 2 inches long.
"Oh ya, I had sex with diego last night"
"Oh how was it"
"Horrible, He was really hyping it up but his size was a disappointment"
"Oh how was it"
"Horrible, He was really hyping it up but his size was a disappointment"
by Yolkydoughnut July 02, 2014
Verb-
to usurp,
to cut out a middle man or otherwise remove someone from a money-making enterprise against their will
to steal someone's connection
Used in reference to the actions and character of Diego in the movie Blow.
to usurp,
to cut out a middle man or otherwise remove someone from a money-making enterprise against their will
to steal someone's connection
Used in reference to the actions and character of Diego in the movie Blow.
(A) "I don't need you anymore. I'm talking to him directly"
(B) "Aw man, I knew you would diego me."
(B) "Aw man, I knew you would diego me."
by beezack March 17, 2011