Dick

1) A person who is acting like a total jackass or asshole.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.

1) "Jason is being a dick, I'm going to sidekick that motherfucker in the face."
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"

by Gingerbabe May 28, 2015

Dick

1. A penis
2.a rude annoying (usually male) person

1.we did anal with my dick
2.he is such a dick!

by Potato chisp May 20, 2016

Dick

A special key used for opening a cunt

I have a big dick.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Dick

A large pee hole that only boys have to pee out of.

Oh look he has a dick

by Beautiful sunshine May 31, 2018

Dick

A penis.

U dick

by asdkfhlsdkjgabiwelfukjhzlfawe; March 26, 2018

Dick

1.Slang for a penis
2. An insult

3. Short for Richard

Dick has such a big dick but he's such a dick

by Wkficusbana May 23, 2015

Dick

You

You a dick

by Ahhhsexccass July 16, 2019