COVID-Desperate

When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.

we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.

by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021

Desperate

The term for when a guy asked if he can use it as a pillow. “It” referring to a girls ass.

When a guy is desperate, he may ask: Can I use it as a pillow?

by RomanticProfessional June 3, 2021

desperate for dick

Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.

Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.

Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.

by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017

Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.

IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020

Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.

"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."

by duckba December 10, 2015

Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

Desperate Daniel

A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.

"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"

by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022