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Desperate

Ishaan Rungta
desperate to meet someone at every point in the day
by The lads are on tour July 17, 2022
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desperate promo

A promo on a verge of bankruptcy or a big loss or closing, often obscure brands/restaurants/places/businesses. Used as one of the last strategies as a desperation for profit

Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places
"I got a discount voucher from my favourite payment app loyalty for a little obscure restaurant and when I visited, unfortunately the branch I visited was permanently closed and a new tenant replaced them. It was a desperate promo"

"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"
by PuniUwUCute March 31, 2023
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Desperate

YO YOUR LIKE XAVIER- DESPERATE
by Spidurh March 30, 2022
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COVID-Desperate

When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.
we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.
by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021
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Desperate Warrior

A person who fought a battle for social justice in a stupid and very counterproductive way
When you want to do something at all costs, but you don't have the right mental skills. Often the battle carried on ends up becoming a joke.

Is a subgenre of Social Justice Warrior.
"Of all the problems that exist and that devastate our lives. Have you decided to fight this? You are a desperate warrior."
by Sorry W December 6, 2020
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desperate sex

When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.
by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016
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Desperate Dick

Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.
Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
by Morgie102 October 4, 2019
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