desert canary

A wild burro or donkey

If you listen closely you can hear a desert canary braying in the distance.

by Panamintburro November 29, 2017

Desert Fart

A silent hot and dry fart.

All this garlic is giving me desert farts!

by Hot and Dry December 04, 2013

desert camping

When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.

Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.

Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.

by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018

desert fuck

A woman with a dry vagina during sex.
Referring her vagina to a dry dessert

She was a desert fuck.
We ran out of lube and it became a desert fuck

by "MADMAN" December 28, 2020

Desert Dick

When your dick has reached maximum dryness. The pinnacle of Blue Balls

I really need to get my dick wet tonight, ive been having desert dick for months now.

by Papa Gucci aka Lil Niggle November 04, 2018

desert trip

when driving thru the southern california desert on your way to las vegas, making stops at rest stops maybe smoke a cigarette or 2, stopping at gas stations and buying munchies for the road, blasing a great CD on your cd player having a great magical time on your way to the sin city driving thru one of the most amazing deserts

(cris) you got that joint?

(bob) yeah i do..

(cris) fire it up!! lets stop at that gas station to

get munchies for the desert trip

(bob) im down..

by NASTYBASH January 01, 2011

Desert dime

A fine ass women who lives in the desert

I showed my boy a picture of a women I met that lives in Arizona he says "ohh you found one of those desert dimes"

by Yngchosn January 21, 2017