The Deers Antler

When a man gets back from hunting a twelve point buck and cuts the antlers off and shuves it up his wifes asshole to impale her and then stick his dick in her mouth while she is laying on a bed and its only done to where it looks like a retarted deer with antlers

I just did the deers antler on my wife last night

by getsomebiches January 24, 2022

deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011

dirty deer

It’s a deer with a really fat ass that is squishy like SpongeBob

Person1: Look at this deer it has a really ass

Person2: It’s definitely a dirty deer

by Dirty Leo November 28, 2021

Deer stacking

The name of the group participating in a lucky pierre. When one man is fucking someone of any gender while another man fucks him in the ass.

Deer stacking sure is fun, but man is my ass is sore.

by CumGuzzler420outof69 May 29, 2018

Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

Deer Rich

A slang word used by people in the tri-cities of Cambridge, Kitchener, and Waterloo to describe the upscale Kitchener estates of Deer Ridge and its residents. The community is marked by large expensive houses, a golf course, and fast cars.

WOW dude! Look at that massive house! Is that a Maserati in the driveway?" Reply: "Yep, welcome to deer rich dude!

by salo_patelio June 30, 2010

running deer

When you tuck in your cock and balls where they come out the back the hop around

Jerry got naked and did the running deer at the party last night.

by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016