shootin the deer

when a guy jacks off
masturbation

mom: why were you in your room so long junior
junior: nothing ma
mom: yeah you were shootin the deer

by helloooooolol April 4, 2011

Deer Rich

A slang word used by people in the tri-cities of Cambridge, Kitchener, and Waterloo to describe the upscale Kitchener estates of Deer Ridge and its residents. The community is marked by large expensive houses, a golf course, and fast cars.

WOW dude! Look at that massive house! Is that a Maserati in the driveway?" Reply: "Yep, welcome to deer rich dude!

by salo_patelio June 30, 2010

pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich

Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.

by Mr.darby November 15, 2013

sloppy deer

When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.

Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.

by imitt12 October 13, 2016

deer bukake

A group of make deeds use their hooves to jack off their furry dicks until they ejaculate hot animal cum on this one poor female bitch deers face but she enjoys it fully

Damn Allen, I just watched this sick deer bukake video the bitch really got it good.

by Deerlover69 June 17, 2016

running deer

When you tuck in your cock and balls where they come out the back the hop around

Jerry got naked and did the running deer at the party last night.

by The Balls Johnson June 3, 2016

deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011