dirty deer

It’s a deer with a really fat ass that is squishy like SpongeBob
Person1: Look at this deer it has a really ass

Person2: It’s definitely a dirty deer
by Dirty Leo November 28, 2021
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Deer Rich

A slang word used by people in the tri-cities of Cambridge, Kitchener, and Waterloo to describe the upscale Kitchener estates of Deer Ridge and its residents. The community is marked by large expensive houses, a golf course, and fast cars.
WOW dude! Look at that massive house! Is that a Maserati in the driveway?" Reply: "Yep, welcome to deer rich dude!
by salo_patelio June 28, 2010
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sloppy deer

When you are banging the ex of a friend, as you do, and said friend walks in on you two going at it, with the intention of making things right with their ex, and as soon as they make eye contact with you, you freeze, wide-eyed.
Friend 1: Yeah, so I hooked up with Sarah last night, and we were having a good time, but Jack suddenly walked in on us.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: I totally sloppy deered, dude.
by imitt12 October 14, 2016
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deer bukake

A group of make deeds use their hooves to jack off their furry dicks until they ejaculate hot animal cum on this one poor female bitch deers face but she enjoys it fully
Damn Allen, I just watched this sick deer bukake video the bitch really got it good.
by Deerlover69 April 09, 2016
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pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich
Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.
by Mr.darby November 16, 2013
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deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures
by magicalunicornsexistfool August 28, 2011
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deer hacking

deer hacking is the sport in which one gets the proper gear (fishing line, spotlight, axe, and a backpack which is optional) and goes in the field and chases a deer with a spotlight above their head and hacks them up with an axe.
hey have you been deer hacking connor? connor: no i haven’t been this year.
by irippeditplumup December 26, 2021
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